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spongedyke

grindcore father and breakcore mother talking to their harsh noise baby: bwoooooooooow…💥BWBBWMAMAMMAMMBAAAAAAAAAMBWABMWBABBAWMWAB💥 BABABAABABBABBABABBABABWSSHOOWOOOOOOOOOOooo💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥WBWBWW BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPWPAPWPWAPPWAPWAPAWPPWAPWBWAPBWAPBPWAPBWABPWAPBAWBPWAPBWMMMMMMMMMMmm💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥MMMMMMMMMMMWBBWBBAWBWBWBBWBWB
baby: H h H h H h H h H h H h 💥 H a  h h HH Hh HH E E E E  E E 

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zyzoda

how many times do i have to tell you: you cant solve all your problems by saying the tumpet bwaaa

zyzoda

but you can solve at least one!!!

zyzoduh

i actually prefer the tombone 🧐

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bwuuu

zyzoda

cant even make one goddamn post without being heckled by a goddamn evil clone 😒

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mrnargle

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whenever my program freezes

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dailyfoodlovers

Kill me or fuck me or get out of my kitchen I really don't care about what happens anymore

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eggplantmaniac420

attention perishable girls:

its going to be room temperature today. be careful out there.

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sleepysebris

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felix exuberating theater-kid energy nonstop this season just makes me imagine his pv chat noir design being a parody of adrien's chat noir

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mlb  LMFAO 

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buggachat

y'all nathalie drives me so feral. she was some kind of professional treasure hunter / archeological looter who hunted magical artifacts, trained in martial arts and with a crossbow, who got hired by a some rich couple that was having difficulty conceiving. and then while going on a worldwide journey w them, hunting for some magical artifacts that could give them a child, she goddamn?? fell in love with them? ???? and then after she helped them find two miraculouses, they were just like "hey thanks for helping us make a magical son, ms tomb raider. wanna come manage a fashion company" and she was so thirsty for them she was just like. yeah. okay. sure.

cut to 14 years later and she has now engaged in supervillainy and beat up some catboy and argued about how the magical son likes his pancakes and attempted to murder the husband w a crossbow. the couple is dead now and she's just their son's mom now??? also the magical son is the catboy she beat up

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@sabertoothwalrus ALKSJFKLSAJFKLSA JFK ST OP LMAAOO

LMFAOOOO  mlb 

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pitbolshevik

okay it's incredibly funny that swifties in the notes of that poll are insisting that ALL lgbt people love taylor swift only to have "no" win by like 70%

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girl what

baglsasha

Swifties when they realize their straight cis white girl star is not actually a beloved LGBT icon 😦😦😦😦😦😦

charlotteathena

taylor swift will only have gay swag if she starts chartering free flights for long distance lesbians in that jet she's always using